sometimes i think i do well on a test but then i get it back and see that i got 2/50
Why have a social life when you can have internet and a netflix account instead
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting
If you could win an Oscar for any hidden talent, what would it be?
my grandmother just hissed, “my nemisis is here”
she’s playing online scrabble
when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do